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Monday, October 18, 2010

OH HELL!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!

OH HELL!! ... Let's Offend Everybody!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
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Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
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Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
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Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
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Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

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