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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.